搞笑的英文句子或短语

1、One today is worth two tomorrows.
　　（一个今天胜似两个明天。）

2、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

3、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
　　聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

4、If a thing is worth doing it is worth doing well.
　　（如果事情值得做，就值得做好。）

5、If you saw the dark in front of you, dont be afriad, that's because sunshine is at your back.
　　如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

6、Actions speak louder than words.
　　（行动比语言更响亮。）

7、Truth never fears investigation.
　　（事实从来不怕调查。）

8、Better late than never.
　　（迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好。）

9、It's never too late to mend.
　　（过而能改，善莫大焉；亡羊补牢，犹未晚也。）

10、Before Liang Zhuge coming out, he didnt have experience in leading the army! why i should have experience when look for a job
　　诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验

11、Misfortunes tell us what fortune is.
　　（不经灾祸不知福。 ）

12、Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
　　要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。(名言网)

13、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

14、Lifeless, faultless.
　　（只有死人才不犯错误。 ）

15、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　　每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

搞笑的英文句子或短语

16、Misfortunes never come alone/single.
　　（祸不单行。）

17、From small beginning come great things.
　　（伟大始于渺小。）

18、Constant dropping wears the stone.
　　（滴水穿石。）

19、“Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk
　　努力工作不会导致死亡！不过我不会用自己去证明。

20、Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
　　（无热情成就不了伟业。）

21、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
　　要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。